He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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