we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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