I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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