Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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