honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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