in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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