I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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