Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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