his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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