I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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