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  • Submitted by Glazed on May 27, 10 at 4:45pm

    You should have said, "three dried up sluts and their pet horse...."

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      Submitted by First on May 27, 10 at 4:55pm

      2 dried up sluts, their grandmother, and pet horse. . .

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        Submitted by Jeff_UM on May 27, 10 at 11:28pm

        Two dried up sluts, their grandmother, and a transvestite donkey witch...

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      Submitted by zkpilot on May 28, 10 at 1:46am

      hahaha so true!

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    Submitted by i_rock on May 27, 10 at 5:32pm

    "Can you explain to me why there is a transvestite donkey witch standing next to you and why is it wearing a dress?"

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    Submitted by shocktroop55 on May 27, 10 at 8:00pm

    This guy or girl deserves a medal.

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    Submitted by Bullwinklemoos on May 27, 10 at 4:45pm

    There was a sale, though: all burquas half off.

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    Submitted by lowther on May 27, 10 at 6:56pm

    I could never yell at you for this! Nice.

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    Submitted by buffalobill on May 27, 10 at 10:36pm

    sarah jessika parker looks like a foot

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    Submitted by sbqt805 on May 31, 10 at 11:08pm

    I love living in Santa Barbara tell me which movie theatre u work at I want u to buy u a beer

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 27, 10 at 4:55pm

    HBO may buy that.

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    Submitted by submitfavorites on May 27, 10 at 4:45pm

    sounds about right

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    Submitted by destructo on Jun 2, 10 at 1:57am

    I salute you sir or madam! People like you make this country great!

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    Submitted by Epimetheus on May 28, 10 at 2:23am

    What movie is this talking about?

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    Submitted by charliepants on May 29, 10 at 3:38am

    Why does people keep saying she looks like a foot... Is that u chris.. Either way it's awesome.

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    Submitted by KGrapper22 on May 27, 10 at 10:20pm

    hahaha thats terrific! thank you for sharing this gem with us

  • 52 61
    Submitted by scoo on May 28, 10 at 8:09pm

    Some might call u a 'reel' terrorist I call you a "Reel American hero" thanks

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    Submitted by 310/951/805 on May 27, 10 at 6:43pm

    Aw, this makes me miss the UCSB film kids

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    Submitted by sequioa on May 27, 10 at 6:10pm

    I hope this is from the downtown san luis obispo movie theater regardless this text made my day

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    Submitted by textdeficient on Jun 13, 10 at 4:52am

    You just became my personal hero. I work in a theatre too, but if I pulled a stunt like that I at least know my boss would appreciate the humor with me before he admonished my lack of professionalism.

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    Submitted by tacosplease on May 29, 10 at 3:43am

    Yes! I work at a movie theatre and this is gold! I need to do that now haha. We were calling it skanks in the city though

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    Submitted by raerae24 on May 28, 10 at 2:34am

    Sex in the city 2! Duhhhh

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    Submitted by tanflipflopgirl on May 27, 10 at 5:35pm

    Omg this is fuckin hilarious!!!

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    Submitted by elpaco13 on May 27, 10 at 8:26pm

    Bing...go

  • 42 60
    Submitted by shushamunga on May 27, 10 at 5:00pm

    Funny cackly shit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 5:27pm

    She removed her mole.

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    Submitted by DeezyB on May 27, 10 at 9:59pm

    Sjp looks like a transvestite donkey witch

  • 43 71
    Submitted by rosie on May 28, 10 at 4:53am

    cretiiiiiin... theres no war in that part. small point, but really?

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    Submitted by vienangie on May 27, 10 at 5:11pm

    I bought a burqa! It was 30 bucks! :)

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    Submitted by lollerskatez on Jun 18, 11 at 6:22pm

    lmao 10:36, family guy is great

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 27, 10 at 6:24pm

    Funny but likely another fake

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    Submitted by Labrynth on May 28, 10 at 1:32am

    lol I work at the movies and this happens all the time

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    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 27, 10 at 9:04pm

    i don't get it ..

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    Submitted by ClareFTW on May 30, 10 at 1:02pm

    Sex and the city 2!!

  • 45 86
    Submitted by bettyb on May 27, 10 at 6:54pm

    I still really wan to see it.

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    Submitted by vienangie on May 27, 10 at 5:10pm

    Well, I have been in Dubai and Abu Dhabi...and now I'm heading to Israel and Turkey!!!!

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    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 27, 10 at 9:15pm

    Yeah I dont get the whole abu dhabi thing... At least go to Dubai, which non middle easterners have actually heard of. Plus my uncle went there and he said it was boring as hell.

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    Submitted by melanie84 on May 28, 10 at 6:39am

    Buffalo bill u stole that from family guy !!!

  • Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on May 27, 10 at 5:06pm

    So wait who's the horse