id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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