Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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