The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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