Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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