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  • 167 77
    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 5, 10 at 1:52pm
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    Teenage Mutant Ninja Alcoholics

  • 165 79
    Submitted by foxybrunette1798 on May 5, 10 at 1:16pm
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    Maybe she wants them to "come out of their shells!"

    • 44 66
      Submitted by caio on May 5, 10 at 1:29pm
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      Thats pretty funny, i hope you got that turtle out quick though 818

  • 165 89
    Submitted by lyndseyfifield on May 5, 10 at 1:42pm
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    While everyone else is thinking "oh no, poor turtles!" I'm thinking, "oh no, what a waste of vodka!"

    • 42 66
      Submitted by rawrrr on May 6, 10 at 11:49am
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      totally my thought too!

  • 106 58
    Submitted by RolledUp on May 5, 10 at 1:38pm
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    We drink tequila on Cinco de Mayo, turtles drink vodka. They live outside the norm.

  • 110 75
    Submitted by vinogirl on May 5, 10 at 1:18pm
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    how did she not smell it. your mom is dumb.

    • 58 65
      Submitted by Mika89 on May 5, 10 at 3:53pm
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      What do you mean how did she not smell it? Vodka doesn't have a smell, kinda like water.

      • 66 58
        Submitted by fothermucker on May 5, 10 at 4:55pm
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        i dont know what type of vodka you're smelling... but vodka smells like straight up alc

        • 48 57
          Submitted by sexythang0526 on May 5, 10 at 9:19pm
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          yeah if your nose is close enough to it. if you didnt know you would have just poured it in too

  • 90 59
    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 5, 10 at 8:23pm
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    bye bye franklin...

    • 55 60
      Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 5, 10 at 8:24pm
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      he can count by twos and tie his shoes...but he cant handle his liquor.

  • 91 74
    Submitted by chachi on May 5, 10 at 7:04pm
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    Who empties a water bottle into a turtle tank anyways? I could be wrong but that doesn't sound right.

    • 59 55
      Submitted by triphouse on May 5, 10 at 10:04pm
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      It's better than wasting the water by dumping it into the sink.

      • 46 60
        Submitted by chachi on May 5, 10 at 10:19pm
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        Why would you dump it down the sink?

  • 63 54
    Submitted by tommymeade5 on May 5, 10 at 11:30pm
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    I could honestly say I wish I was that turtle right now I could just passout in my shell that would be fuckin sweet

  • 62 55
    Submitted by kls2010 on May 5, 10 at 10:54pm
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    So what happend to the turtle!?

  • 63 61
    Submitted by vknomye on May 5, 10 at 3:46pm
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    Lucky turtle

  • 62 60
    Submitted by avaadore on May 5, 10 at 6:38pm
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    Not for baby turtles.

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Savagejay on May 5, 10 at 2:02pm
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    Turtle!

  • 60 58
    Submitted by batmansgotham on May 6, 10 at 2:28am
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    That's happened to me too.... A couple times...

  • 62 68
    Submitted by brandonAa on May 6, 10 at 1:38am
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    In sovieit russia you dont smash hamster with shovel hamster smash its self

  • 58 61
    Submitted by PissInMyEye on May 5, 10 at 11:45pm
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    So happened to me... But my dog...

  • 47 41
    Submitted by fmhsbaseball on Aug 4, 10 at 9:56pm
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    I wonder what a turlte does when he's drunk

  • 52 51
    Submitted by alimabean on May 5, 10 at 2:55pm
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    Ahahaha oh 818 you never cease to disappoint me. <3

  • 57 62
    Submitted by KingDiddy613 on May 6, 10 at 6:59pm
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    Hahah that's funny!

  • 52 54
    Submitted by sh1thead on May 5, 10 at 8:40pm
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    Lucky turtle

  • 54 59
    Submitted by codii on May 5, 10 at 6:56pm
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    Say good bye to mister turtle...

  • 56 64
    Submitted by calimali10 on May 5, 10 at 8:45pm
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    No worries. My friend did the same thing with his fish tank and nothing happened.\n\n...except it WAS beer, so then again, there could be a difference.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 11:56pm
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    Skim milk ftw

  • 58 71
    Submitted by bwherman on May 5, 10 at 1:31pm
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    Beach front avenue!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by killy on May 5, 10 at 1:25pm
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    last

  • 48 55
    Submitted by miiaholiday on May 6, 10 at 9:34am
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    Haha not for baby turtles!!

  • 51 63
    Submitted by MFT8 on May 6, 10 at 4:54pm
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    I hope they start humping everything in the tank

  • 53 68
    Submitted by sheydog101 on May 5, 10 at 5:09pm
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    Haha Gina have some fucked up turtles

  • 46 56
    Submitted by razerion on Jun 1, 10 at 1:55am
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    Lol drunken turtles

  • 46 56
    Submitted by bettythegreat on May 8, 10 at 6:16am
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    Lmfao. This made me giggle hardcore

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 7, 10 at 1:33am
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    oh no, drunk turtles

  • 41 52
    Submitted by TooHotToHandle on May 29, 10 at 8:40pm
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    U must have the happiest turtles ever!

  • 45 61
    Submitted by iReKKLeSS on May 7, 10 at 10:32pm
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    That turtle probly having fun right now hongiver right now...

  • 47 67
    Submitted by siaaaxox on May 5, 10 at 11:45pm
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    :(

  • 47 72
    Submitted by xripstickx on May 5, 10 at 2:07pm
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    Boss

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 18, 10 at 10:44pm
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    RIP, turtle who had the misfortune of being put in that house,

  • 45 70
    Submitted by ashleyyy702 on May 7, 10 at 8:19pm
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    Hahahahah I can honestly say that's halarious!

  • 47 77
    Submitted by merlana on May 6, 10 at 12:57pm
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    Bye bye turtles...

  • 31 46
    Submitted by HerdofHorde on Oct 10, 10 at 1:59am
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    SAVE THE FUCKING TURTLE!!! D=

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Fitzi on Nov 15, 10 at 9:44pm
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    bad night cuz you lost your vodka, and your turtle is now an alcoholic just like you

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 12, 10 at 1:34am
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    Cracked up more on the comments!!

  • 39 82
    Submitted by meghannnn on May 5, 10 at 2:27pm
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    turtle wapatula ftw.