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  • Submitted by 2144571774 on May 5, 10 at 1:52pm

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Alcoholics

  • Submitted by foxybrunette1798 on May 5, 10 at 1:16pm

    Maybe she wants them to "come out of their shells!"

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      Submitted by caio on May 5, 10 at 1:29pm

      Thats pretty funny, i hope you got that turtle out quick though 818

  • Submitted by lyndseyfifield on May 5, 10 at 1:42pm

    While everyone else is thinking "oh no, poor turtles!" I'm thinking, "oh no, what a waste of vodka!"

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      Submitted by rawrrr on May 6, 10 at 11:49am

      totally my thought too!

  • Submitted by RolledUp on May 5, 10 at 1:38pm

    We drink tequila on Cinco de Mayo, turtles drink vodka. They live outside the norm.

  • Submitted by vinogirl on May 5, 10 at 1:18pm

    how did she not smell it. your mom is dumb.

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      Submitted by Mika89 on May 5, 10 at 3:53pm

      What do you mean how did she not smell it? Vodka doesn't have a smell, kinda like water.

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        Submitted by fothermucker on May 5, 10 at 4:55pm

        i dont know what type of vodka you're smelling... but vodka smells like straight up alc

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          Submitted by sexythang0526 on May 5, 10 at 9:19pm

          yeah if your nose is close enough to it. if you didnt know you would have just poured it in too

  • Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 5, 10 at 8:23pm

    bye bye franklin...

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      Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on May 5, 10 at 8:24pm

      he can count by twos and tie his shoes...but he cant handle his liquor.

  • Submitted by chachi on May 5, 10 at 7:04pm

    Who empties a water bottle into a turtle tank anyways? I could be wrong but that doesn't sound right.

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      Submitted by triphouse on May 5, 10 at 10:04pm

      It's better than wasting the water by dumping it into the sink.

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        Submitted by chachi on May 5, 10 at 10:19pm

        Why would you dump it down the sink?

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    Submitted by batmansgotham on May 6, 10 at 2:28am

    That's happened to me too.... A couple times...

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    Submitted by tommymeade5 on May 5, 10 at 11:30pm

    I could honestly say I wish I was that turtle right now I could just passout in my shell that would be fuckin sweet

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    Submitted by alimabean on May 5, 10 at 2:55pm

    Ahahaha oh 818 you never cease to disappoint me. <3

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    Submitted by Savagejay on May 5, 10 at 2:02pm

    Turtle!

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    Submitted by kls2010 on May 5, 10 at 10:54pm

    So what happend to the turtle!?

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    Submitted by avaadore on May 5, 10 at 6:38pm

    Not for baby turtles.

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    Submitted by fmhsbaseball on Aug 4, 10 at 9:56pm

    I wonder what a turlte does when he's drunk

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    Submitted by vknomye on May 5, 10 at 3:46pm

    Lucky turtle

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    Submitted by PissInMyEye on May 5, 10 at 11:45pm

    So happened to me... But my dog...

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    Submitted by calimali10 on May 5, 10 at 8:45pm

    No worries. My friend did the same thing with his fish tank and nothing happened.\n\n...except it WAS beer, so then again, there could be a difference.

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    Submitted by sheydog101 on May 5, 10 at 5:09pm

    Haha Gina have some fucked up turtles

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    Submitted by brandonAa on May 6, 10 at 1:38am

    In sovieit russia you dont smash hamster with shovel hamster smash its self

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    Submitted by codii on May 5, 10 at 6:56pm

    Say good bye to mister turtle...

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    Submitted by bwherman on May 5, 10 at 1:31pm

    Beach front avenue!

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    Submitted by sh1thead on May 5, 10 at 8:40pm

    Lucky turtle

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 11:56pm

    Skim milk ftw

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    Submitted by MFT8 on May 6, 10 at 4:54pm

    I hope they start humping everything in the tank

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    Submitted by TooHotToHandle on May 29, 10 at 8:40pm

    U must have the happiest turtles ever!

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    Submitted by KingDiddy613 on May 6, 10 at 6:59pm

    Hahah that's funny!

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    Submitted by miiaholiday on May 6, 10 at 9:34am

    Haha not for baby turtles!!

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    Submitted by killy on May 5, 10 at 1:25pm

    last

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    Submitted by razerion on Jun 1, 10 at 1:55am

    Lol drunken turtles

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    Submitted by HerdofHorde on Oct 10, 10 at 1:59am

    SAVE THE FUCKING TURTLE!!! D=

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    Submitted by bettythegreat on May 8, 10 at 6:16am

    Lmfao. This made me giggle hardcore

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    Submitted by xripstickx on May 5, 10 at 2:07pm

    Boss

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 7, 10 at 1:33am

    oh no, drunk turtles

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    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 18, 10 at 10:44pm

    RIP, turtle who had the misfortune of being put in that house,

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    Submitted by iReKKLeSS on May 7, 10 at 10:32pm

    That turtle probly having fun right now hongiver right now...

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    Submitted by siaaaxox on May 5, 10 at 11:45pm

    :(

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    Submitted by ashleyyy702 on May 7, 10 at 8:19pm

    Hahahahah I can honestly say that's halarious!

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    Submitted by merlana on May 6, 10 at 12:57pm

    Bye bye turtles...

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    Submitted by meghannnn on May 5, 10 at 2:27pm

    turtle wapatula ftw.

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    Submitted by Fitzi on Nov 15, 10 at 9:44pm

    bad night cuz you lost your vodka, and your turtle is now an alcoholic just like you

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 12, 10 at 1:34am

    Cracked up more on the comments!!