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(951): View more from California

I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal

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(850): View more from Florida

some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.

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(647): View more from Ontario

it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me

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(760): View more from California

so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?

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