kristin has been a bad kristin
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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