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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 3, 11 at 11:45am

    If by life you mean the hope of ever finding love then yeah you are crushing the shit out of life

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Dec 3, 11 at 11:46am

    Keep eating them frozen pizzas and you'll also crush the life outta som poor bastard who thought reverse cowgirl was a good idea.

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    Submitted by sweetiepie101 on Dec 3, 11 at 11:36am

    You are a fail.

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    Submitted by scarab on Dec 4, 11 at 12:31am

    Actually, stating that you have seen the episode of yes to the dress and skipping it to buy frozen pizza would suggest that you are in fact, NOT crushing life. And although I gather the sarcasm, I want to point out the lameness of said sarcasm.

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    Submitted by theoldguy on Dec 3, 11 at 11:56am

    you probably meant to say crushing the couch you watch tv and eat pizza on, just saying

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 3, 11 at 7:27pm

    Jesus just rub one out and go to sleep tomorrow can be better

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 3, 11 at 9:32pm

    Grab life by the balls, honey. Clean up and get your fuck on!

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    Submitted by pestilenceborn on Dec 4, 11 at 2:02pm

    Please don't reproduce.