Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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