If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Sext me about skeletons
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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