I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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