cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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