69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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