their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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