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  • 55 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:02pm
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    By the pastor, right?

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:15am
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    12:48's not gross. Your just jealous because jesus doesnt rub you clit.

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:48am
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    jesus is a little man that lives in my vagina and rubs my clit whenever i feel horny ;)

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:21am
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    he said pastor not father, so he's not catholic

  • 37 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:35am
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    Jesus rapes little boys. It's in the bibles

  • 32 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:48pm
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    11:03 he was catholic.

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:39pm
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    8:48 im guessing youre an ignorant redneck prick. so get off tfln, go fuck your sister, and perpetuate the stereotype

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:11pm
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    Anonymous said...By the pastor, right? Definitely the Pastor . . . or another Altar Boy.

  • 31 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:40am
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    So whats that like, happy that you got sucked off by your preist

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:05pm
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    5:28, just what I was thinking!

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:16am
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    That is fucking hot.

  • 28 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:10am
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    WWJD hmmmm!! Well there you have it a knob job!!!

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:56am
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    pull your head out of your ass. love is love. end of discussion, prick.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:58pm
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    yeah, only a catholic would do this

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:53pm
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    WWJDFAKB- What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:19am
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    Why is everyone assuming its homosexuality? It could have been the pastors daughter... ;)

  • 28 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:08am
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    2:00, can I be Jesus for you?

  • 32 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:53am
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    I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:07am
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    Was probably his pastor...like those other preachers

  • 26 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:03pm
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    What a good christian you are. I am assuming you are Christian but I could be totally wrong.

  • 25 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:52am
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    Yes, you are perfectly right 5.03.........a belief system based on love as history has proven it to be. Inquisitions, destruction of many South American tribes, witch hunts, crusades and (my personal favourite) Catholics and Protestants......yes......all lived out through a belief system based on love. On a more serious note........my hat is off to you mate. end of the day a BJ is a BJ............but I really do hope it was a chick

  • 26 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:32pm
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    you may have just doomed you and generations of you're children to hell, but sometimes that's the price you pay for a good bj

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:11am
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    8:48... jesus is gaaaaaaaaaay

  • 20 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:52am
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    I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:21am
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    I wonder how big Jesus' dick was. What if it was 5 inches, would we view him the same?

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:22pm
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    5:28, Jesus is a real historical person. He really lived. The rest of it is personal opinion, but Jesus was a real person.

  • 23 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:20am
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    HA! LMAO. THAT IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD!

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:11am
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    There is nothing sinful about a blowjob.

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:50pm
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    Haha! Hum....I've done that before...plus some!

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:11am
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    I've never had a guy blow me that I didn't have to close my eyes and imagine it was a hot chicks stubaly shaved pussy.

  • 18 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:43pm
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    To guy who said Allahu Akbar, hes in a church not mosque

  • 25 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:20am
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    jesus will rub me when i go to heaven, unlike the people who have oral sex in a church

  • 19 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:22pm
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    How bout a PJ Pretzel job?

  • 22 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:07pm
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    I was meaning that he is not real in the sense of deity and the prowess to what people hold him to. But you are right, I should have clarified. Thank you to others who thanked me. However awkward that sentence is.

  • 26 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:28pm
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    Homosexuality is not a sin. Jesus is not real. Religon is a form of control. He'll does not exist. Religion is what people who cannot accept scientific evidence cling to. Love is love. It's 2009. (as someone else said). Get over it.

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:21am
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    People who believe in god are teh lulz.

  • 21 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:00am
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    i want jesus to love me. and rub my pussy.

  • 24 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:19am
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    HA! LMAO. THAT IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD!

  • 22 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:03pm
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    8:48, I'm a christian, and I'm ashamed of you right now. Seriously. It's a belief system based on love, and you need to live that out.

  • 20 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:28am
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    2:22 what a shame! Since you all don't have a dildo, you could just help each other out...until I get there of course!

  • 18 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:02am
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    11:17, my thoughts exactly. 8:48... well, there's nothing i can say to help you.

  • 22 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:17pm
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    They're all anonymous, fucktard

  • 17 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:55am
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    Haha I absolutely love this one. But, you might be going to hell. Just sayin'. =P

  • 18 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:03am
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    11:57- lots of deepthroating and testicle stimulation, followed up by a swallow

  • 21 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:30pm
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    12:05, I can help you relive that experience if you want.

  • 20 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:47am
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    Grow the fuck up people it just says pastors office not from the pastor

  • 20 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:23am
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    My girlfriend bought a 3 inch tan dildo, is she cheating on me with an Asian? I need answers!

  • 15 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:58am
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    Hahaha right on 9:52!! There's no expiration date on sin!!

  • 19 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:13am
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    I heard the pope is going to make it a mortal sin to ever speak of having a sexual experiance with clergy

  • 18 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:30am
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    Actually, 12:21, pastor can also refer to a catholic priest. In many large churches they employ more than one priest for their multiple masses, and pastor refers to the "main priest" of that particular church.

  • 15 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:13am
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    You're going to hell

  • 18 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:12pm
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    8:48 is probably just mad cause the last time he got any action in church he was an alter boy. You kick ass man!!

  • 19 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:05pm
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    i totally got caught giving my boyfriend head in the youth group room at my church by my youth pastor when I was 15. It was a pretty awkward experience.

  • 6 20
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 26, 12 at 3:25am
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    I hope you sent this to a super religious person whos been trying to convert you.

  • 19 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:22am
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    you can be jesus for me and my bff because we are both sitting here horny as fuck with no dick. not even a dildo

  • 20 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:14pm
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    I need a bj now... anyone interested?

  • 20 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:02pm
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    Third!thirddddd thirddddd third 3rd

  • 24 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:00pm
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    Firstttttttttttttfirst first first first 1st