i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
its not stalking. its research.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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