So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize