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  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:41pm

    I'm with 8:53, sounds like she's got a good sense of humor.

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:43pm

    Maybe she was really fat and weighed as much as two people

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:55pm

    It could have been a backhanded rejection.

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:51pm

    Why would it be fake? People that are planning to have abortions probably don't care if they're drinking while knocked up

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:43am

    funny, im with 8:58. girl has a sense of humor, more than most on this site

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:33pm

    Faaaaaaake, ugh who reviews these things

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:41pm

    Hope you didn't buy her that drink and you talked some sense into her

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:11pm

    Which would be cheaper? Drinking until the fetus just dies or getting the abortion?

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:51pm

    heard it...think it was college humor

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:30pm

    you know i think TFLN does random selection, no one reads them they just pick them outta hat and post them good or bad.....mostly bad

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:45pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because she's having a baby and anything she drinks, the baby drinks too!! Haha! -Jeff

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:52pm

    For two? PLEASE tell me you aren't pregnant.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:41pm

    Might as well get an abortion ass hole

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 2:28am

    This is probably the funniest way to keep a guy from hitting on you ever again.

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:12pm

    Omg this girls a total slut, who do that to her baby BLAH BLAH BLAH you're all miserable little cunts. If this shit offends you why the hell are you on the site, fuck off.

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:24pm

    did anyone ever think that it could be her HUSBAND?? making a joke on how hes having a kid and such....

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:58pm

    I totally read it as her trying to lightheartedly tell him she was pregnant. And I don't understand why people say that just because they read it somewhere means that a person couldn't have actually texted it to someone else. I mean maybe they heard/read it before too and decided it perfectly fit the situation.

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:53pm

    Have we all lost our sense of humor? This girl sounds like a badass. Who doesn't love a good fetal alcohol syndrome joke?

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:53am

    This is so obviously just a retarded joke that someone posted as a text. I've heard it before and I hate when ppl post stuff that they didn't make up and wasn't an actual text. stupid.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:31pm

    eureeka is a funny looking word

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:17pm

    It sounds like she was trying to subtly reject him, by lying and saying she's preggers. you never know.

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:39pm

    3.55 is probably right, folks.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:53pm

    Stay classy Western Washington.

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:05pm

    Eureeka! Did you figure that this was an d joke ALL ON YOUR OWN?!??! Geeeeenious!

  • 45 64
    Submitted by bigdreamer on Apr 12, 10 at 1:27am

    I'm with 8:53 too. I wish I was this girls friend cuz she's fucking funny

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:46pm

    Hi - 3:33 here. I'm not saying people aren't fucking retards, because most of them are. Sometimes I think they're the only ones breeding these days. I'm just saying this one was fake. I've seen it before quite a few times. And yeah, that woman sounds really sadly ignorant. Like I said, the dumbest people are breeding the most.

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:25pm

    That's a real classy way to tell Someone you're pregnant

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:20pm

    Lmfao this is deffinately not fake lol