haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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