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  • 88 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:32am

    Couldn't you just use the vibrator while eating the nuggets?

  • 73 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:25am

    10:22 -- Let me introduce you to the rabbit ...

  • 76 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:34am

    i would rather go without meals than give up my rabbit

  • 79 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:39am

    10:33: That's right! there was an electric vibrator before the toaster or the vaccum in 1907! But there were non electric ones with cranks and handles and stuff even before that. Yay for self love!

  • 76 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:33am

    VIbrators were actually one of the first 10 or so things to be made once electricity was usable

  • 64 53
    Submitted by ebeck21 on Feb 5, 11 at 12:53pm

    True

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:00am

    I'm pretty sure that vibrators predate dinosaur chicken nuggets

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:26am

    10:25, they're pretty stellar.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:47am

    Yeah, vibes have been around longer. So perhaps dinosaur chicken nuggets are the best thing since vibrators?

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:29am

    but at the end of the day, the dinosaur chicken nuggets wins hands down.

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:27am

    10:25 ... Yes, it has a little "tickler" appendage that provides additional stimulation while the main part is in use.

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 6:38pm

    That is so fuckin correct

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:01pm

    this made me want nuggets and now im makin dem

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:11pm

    12:13 I want to fight you so bad. Every girl should have a vibrator, not just fugly ones. That way we can finish ourselves when YOU can't do the job.

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:23pm

    Been buying dino nuggets since freshman year of college just to hold on to my childhood and now the costco near me doesn't carry them anymore... I've hit a new low

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 1:19am

    Seeing as how chickens are some how related to Dinosaurs, and they *are* dinosaurs wouldn't they predate vibrators? Ergo text is correct

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:36pm

    I'm with 6:11 , vibes are are a definite win

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:51am

    10:50 -- Just get a girlfriend?

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:22am

    I'm pretty sure you're right

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:00am

    Dino nuggets are NOT extinct just renamed to fun nuggets which is gaaay cuz they are AWESOME nuggets

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:22pm

    Dinosaur chicken nuggets w/ cheese > vibrator/rabbit/dildo/whatever..

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:58am

    The first vibrators were actually made to cure a bullshit medical condition that used to require the use of a doctors hands. Scientific american is amazing

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:33pm

    what's the difference between a rabbit and a regular vibrator?

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:45pm

    1:36 lmfao.. I do the same thing

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:42pm

    dinosaur chicken nuggets are by far THE best thing ever created. nothing can surpass the magnitude of greatness of the dinosaur chicken nugget.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:09pm

    how about vibrators are the best thing since sliced pie? everyone loves pie, and there's no question about what existed first...

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:30pm

    anyone ever try a fleshlight? very curious about those.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:10pm

    1:23 #1: "Today, I realized the local costco no longer sells the dinosaur chicken nuggets I've been eating since my freshman year at college. FML"

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:09pm

    I'm pretty sure dino chicken nuggets are better, cause you can eat them.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:27pm

    Yeah, I use to rely on Vibrators too and it did the job, but I found a man who is all (well, not ALL! LOL) about the little man in the boat and I retired my vibrator!

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:21pm

    hahahaha, yeeeeeeeeeesssssss, dinosaur chicken nuggets were my childhood diet.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 2:56am

    One word for you 3:00 am. BEAST!!! If your a duude I will marry you look me up

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:38pm

    :) those are my two favorite rhings

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:36pm

    I like to bite off their heads first

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:04am

    10:47 Yes it was called hysteria. It's not like women were ever told anything about sex in those days, so most women probably wouldn't have any idea what masturbation was.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:42am

    10:39(1) -- A vibrator with a crank? Now that's dedication. 10:39 (2) -- Ah, good to know.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:32pm

    the reading audience is now ra-tarded

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:46am

    yeah! to bad dinosaur chicken nuggets are extinct

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:10pm

    I love everything about this thread. Also, I have a box of dinosaur chicken nuggets in my freezer. Dinner? I think so.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:25pm

    hmmm a dinosaur shapped vibrator. that tastes like chicken.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:46pm

    Haha I'm a girl...and DINO NUGGETS WIN:)

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:04pm

    THE VAGINA RAPTOR 2:27 WILL YOU MARRY ME

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:20pm

    vibrator raptor... wtf hahaha talk about making it hard to talk about sex an masturbation with the kids... "Now Sarah, this is mommy's good friend, the vibrator raptor 2.0"

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:26am

    8:56 its all in the rabbit ears

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:14pm

    which came first, the chicken or the vibrator... heh

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:46pm

    My doctor told me not to mix my vices.

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:39am

    There's no way vibrators came out AFTER Dino nuggets.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:24pm

    This is the best thread EVAH! Nuggets and Vibrators! Only on TFLN! LOL!!!

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:51pm

    ^^ A vibrator. Clearly.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:17am

    man they dont make dinosaur chicken nuggets anymore do they? those were SO good, i want some now

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Erika_Jo on Aug 3, 10 at 1:30am

    Best invention ever!

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:08pm

    dino chicken nuggets are amazing.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:01am

    Kenny schmAl

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:18pm

    I can't believe no one has said anything yet, but MLIA!!! This is totally a reference to MLIA! Dinosaur chicken nuggets!

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:17pm

    Hahahhahahahahahahahahaha @ 12:04

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:47am

    The old crank dils were not designed for pleasure they. Were medical devices used by men to relieve the nervous strain of chicks...because we all know being a lazy ho is hard work.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:56pm

    how are rabbits different than regular vibrators?

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:11am

    11:04, virtually no one was taught about sex prior to the latter third of the twentieth century

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:37am

    10:34(1), "mister smarty pants"? I'm just a girl who understands the merits of multi-tasking. 10:34(2), I'm not sure I'd go that far.

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:45pm

    I'm going to try using a vibrator while simultaneously eating dino chicken nuggets.

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:09pm

    i think you were meant to be my best friend.... is this hannah?!

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:48pm

    what's the difference between a regular vibrator and a rabbit?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:06pm

    12:54, Simply because a girl can rely on a vibrator to not disappoint her. (:

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:35pm

    Pretty sure vibrators were invented first

  • 41 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:13pm

    yeah, vibrators are the savior for the fugly bitches that can't get a real dick. Be proud, ladies