All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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