Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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