just pretend it didnt happen lol. just like if you have anal sex and there's shit on your dick.....just hop in the shower, wash it off, and pretend it didn't happen.
some people like it in the butt, some don't. but for those who do, you NEVER say anything about what you felt or what's on your finger/dick. never ever ever.
11:16 owned for sure! but no. don't say anything about the poo.
then she'll be self conscious about it and you won't get to ride that jiggy-train for a while.
Anal stimulation can feel amazing if done right. People who are responsible about sex take precautions to most of the problems that might arise. Of course, the fact that you poop out of there turns some people off, but for people who enjoy anal the benefits greatly outweigh the costs. It's the same as saying "I don't want to give you a blowjob because you pee out of there." Obviously feces is more unsanitary, but I think I think it's a good enough analogy.
11:16AM: "Billy May's? Are you serious? Good god people learn how to use an apostraphe."
Grammar nazi fail. It would be, "Good God, people, learn how to use an apostrophe."
LRN 2 GRAMMAR & SPELL.
lol 2:40 definitely got the wrong picture. Listen man, if your bidet cleans out your colon (i.e., the INSIDE of your ass), either you need to turn it WAY down or just call it an enema.
my bf fingers my butthole all the time when he hits it from behind...no idea y it turns him on. but hey i dont mind. but he never says anything about whats on his fingers. though he likes to joke about giving me a dirty sanchez.
Nothing wrong with a little ass fingering especially when the girl is rubbing her clit, but you still never mention the shit, everyone knows it' there you just ignore it
whatever happened to honesty in sex? like, hey buddy, just to let you know i haven't evacuated yet today so you may not wanna go there?? if he's no prude he'll appreciate it... and guys, if shit someone ends up on your cock, please tell me and go wash it off before i reach for your cock and put it in my mouth! they just don't learn sex etiquette like they used to...
If you fuck me in the arse, you'll get shit on your dick.
Because I am straight.
And, FFS, STOP ending sentences with prepositions.
Love from
Grammar Stalin (I love big missile parades).
2:40 a bidet has nothing to do with what is actually inside. Unless of course your asshole is an actualy hole and water squirts all the way up......disturbing.
Well if you stick your finger in her butt hole... I can almost guess 99% of the time your going to have poop on your finger... If you dont like it- dont stick your finger in a girls butt hole and you will never have that problem...
4:25 oral right now would be great, wouldn't it.
I agree that you never ever say anything about the shit. Everyone knows it's there. If it bothers you, then don't do it anymore.
Ohh my god this happend to me when me and my boy tag teamed a girl the back seat of his jeep, in a parking garage.. Also I was fingering her amd he slipped his fingers into her vag to is wierd and hay or does that make us blood brothers
Anal is disturbing. Oral is where it's at!!! Also, 2:40 learn to speak English, and spend a little time here before you criticize us. It would be nice to have bidets here, though.
I wont let my boyfriend finger my ass, but he loves anal because its so tight.
Normally its planned though and I wont eat for a while before or I'll make sure I go before we do it. Plus, if you use a CONDOM its not a problem.
Interesting. Do I see a correlation between people who think anal is sick and wrong and who also are very particular about spelling and grammar? Could be imagining it
Had my ex wife get a little poop on my dick before. Bitch was taking laxatives. It certainly killed the mood, but I went and washed it off. That was the only time it ever happened.
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