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  • 73 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:02pm

    Is that considered a threesome? It's definitely illegal.

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:25am

    this totally happened to me the other day. forreall. haha

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:29pm

    if the dog tried to cornhole the OP this might be funnry

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:49am

    Hopefully he didn't txt this to his biological "bro" that'd be an akward conversation next time he sees him :P

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:45pm

    1016, how the fuck wuld u knw tht? Giving oral to ur dog too?

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:06pm

    bro... this is fucking bullshit

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:09am

    been there, preeetty awkward

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:20pm

    I'd say that's a good night

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:43pm

    bro i was fucking the dog on the floor and a girl came in and started licking my balls. SURE DICK!!

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:13pm

    It says 'started licking'. Where does it say he let the dog keep on doing it? Go use your retard logic somewhere else you douche. IMO, hilarious text.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:04pm

    Way to quote 40 year old virgin (it was ass btw, not balls)

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:56pm

    This would be funny if you didn't base it off of the 40 year old virgin

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:49pm

    no sillY the dog gives me oral you should try it yummmmmy

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:45am

    Not sure if this exact quote really happened but my ex told me her dog did that with her ex boyfriend and her...funny it was the area code ...hmmm....Lake Worth Florida...?

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 4:12am

    YouTube bob Seget "my dog licked my balls" dong, it's funny, as are the rest of his songs/comedy

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:51pm

    I think I'm more upset with fact tfln posted something that started with "Bro" than the actual text itself. Who the fuck says bro?

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:07pm

    12:04, 12:04, 12:04. (:

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:09pm

    Jensen beach represent!!

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:13pm

    FIRST! Boom, that just happened

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:14pm

    Threesome with a dog? Poor dog.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:00am

    Stuart, fl Getting on the map

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:11am

    Fake and not funny.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:17am

    1214 how is 1203 jealous? 1203 just wants a fuck

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:21pm

    12:04 12:14 2:14 well, it's "stole the dog", but either way we all know this is bullshit.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:37pm

    dude def. a little dissapointed in martin county right now

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:53pm

    That wasn't the dog it was her cum dumpster sister

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:31pm

    Yep, just got a visual. ughh

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:20am

    Damn 12:01 I want you.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:31am

    Totally grew up in the 772, but no longer live there. Glad nothing has changed :)

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:03am

    1201 is a freak! Fuck me

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:06pm

    I'd thank god it's not biting or chewing them dude

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:01am

    haha yeah i totally know what dog dude is talking about..except I'm a girl so idk but it's a great feeling just like being eaten out except better because dogs have bigger and textured tongues ;)

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:14pm

    Hmmm I'd like to see a dog give oral. Nom nom nom

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:44pm

    happened to me too....is that considered a 3some?

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:46pm

    He started by saying bro! He's a lying douchebag.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:14pm

    "And now I'm in the hospital because that bitch started barking and biting off my fakeass balls."

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:34pm

    It has happened to me, but it was a kitten. Licked me right on the asshole haha

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:39am

    Change this to 617 area code and this happened to me on tour. Scared me half to death.

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:44pm

    "Bro"? what a douche.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:35pm

    Close ur fuckin door!!! God dammit ur a dumbass

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:51pm

    sorry to bust the fake peoples bubble but this does happen lol

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:38pm

    That happened to me. And we were on the bed!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:15am

    hahahahaha oh my god!!!! you guys were banging on the floor???? gross!

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:37pm

    Lame why would u sit there and let him unless ur paralized from the neck down?

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:05am

    I HATE it when that happens, but when the bed squeaks u hafta take the chance....

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:06pm

    Fake. Christ. How did this get posted??

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:14pm

    Stolen from 40 year old virgin

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:16pm

    dude that's the best dogs give thee greatest oral (:

  • 25 37
    Submitted by domalexbray123 on Jul 10, 11 at 3:17am

    LOLOLOL!

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:29pm

    This clearly isn't real...why waste your time posting this.

  • 20 31
    Submitted by RoffMain on Sep 11, 11 at 4:25pm

    Ooohh...Threesome !

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:06pm

    wow, who gives a shit if it's fake. if it makes me laugh i like it.

  • 50 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:10pm

    If you notice, only people in Florida will rep their area code

  • 49 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:10am

    I strongly belive my friend fucks his dog so dnt fill bad

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:47pm

    AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA 772!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 48 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:50pm

    let me guess, ..... "so i kept the dog..."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:21pm

    They probably taste like fromunda cheese.. Wash yr balls dude. Soap and water will clear that up

  • 29 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:55pm

    I dnt have a dog to give me oral....