Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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