I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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