Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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