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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:27pm

    The clitoris is actually the probably most visually obvious part of the vagina. Do you want us to evolve to have a sign on it or something? Christ.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:15pm

    Thats cute, was he 6?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:43pm

    My girlfriend and I like playing with each other's clits. It's just easier having two girls together, because we know what we're doing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:18pm

    Hey, very little emphasis was put on the importance of the clitoris in education for a very long time.. Because of that a lot of guys don't know how to use it. Education never hurts!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:12pm

    clearly this is a man that you should not have taken your pants off for.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:06pm

    Explain it to him and do the rest of the girls in the world a favor! Too few guys understand th power and importance of the clitoris, and just how to work it properly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:14pm

    that's sad. you should have looked at his dick with a disgusted look on your face, asked what that is, then started crying and ran out of the room... teach him a lesson!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:11am

    I have never seen a clit but I know what it is and what to do to it...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:00pm

    That "thingy" is a toy that must be played with :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:26pm

    you can see the fucking clit, moron. it's the g-spot that is supposedly mythical. are you really that dumb? i mean, really? because if the clit doesn't exist, NEITHER DOES THE PENIS! they're the same exact nerve endings, one's just a LOT smaller.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:53pm

    why would having a tight vagina matter, your clit isn't in your vagina?? its like 2 inches outside of it...do you think being tight means your vagina forms a vortex that sucks objects close to it inside of it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:43pm

    there are girls with huge clits? thats fucking creepy, my girlfriends is like the size of a small pea, i didnt know some girls clits looked like little dicks??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:53pm

    PURPLE DINOSAUR CLIT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:17am

    What is the clitoris? Webster's says it's at the crest of the labia. What does that mean?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:35pm

    Chicks with dicks. Eeek!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:25am

    5:05, you've never had sex that was voluntary have you?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:54pm

    I'm 4:55, I was in no way denying that I was 12:49, I did my best to make that apparent in my first sentence, so the fact that it took you a paragraph and a half really proves your deductive skills. Good for you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:31pm

    Big clits are normal, just as is small clits, big penises, small penises, etc.

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    Submitted by midori on May 2, 10 at 9:13pm

    i have an 'ugly' vagina but i have been 'best root' to majority of the guys i have had sex with

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:02am

    I'm glad clits started such a fight. Ha ha ha ha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:38pm

    I don't have a huge clit (about the size of a finger) I don't know about you all but I had NO control over the size of it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:59pm

    12:35/12:49...nah...tightness has little to do with anything else...had one ex with a huge prominent labia...i couldn't even get 2 fingers in her...then me last ex, small labia, small hidden clit, but also fairly tight...but yeah, most "normal" clits are tiny, like smaller then the finger tip of your pinky

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    Submitted by TheSpartan1024 on Feb 11, 11 at 1:31am

    hahahaha, hell no, what an idiot

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    Submitted by CaliforniaJay661 on Oct 3, 10 at 11:11pm

    No :[

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:29pm

    well 12:26 #1 and 12:22 and 12:23 are humorless individuals who wouldn't understand sarcasm if it were explained to them in a diagram drawn with crayons by a big purple singing dinosaur. this would be the song. "Sarcasm doesn't mean what is being said, if you don't get that then your retarded"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:27pm

    THE CLIT ***IS*** A PENIS. study the human body, you fucktards!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:09pm

    Tenthpusandth hands down!! That guy needs an anatomy book tho..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:33pm

    Oh that thingy's just my penis.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:19pm

    this is the most epic FAIL ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:31pm

    12:49's parents thought she was a boy when she was born

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:20pm

    LOL 12:45. But yeah, my clit is like pea sized, and sometimes you have to teach a guy how to use it, maybe because I'm a teenager, but if you don't say what you want occasionally they can get a little rough with it, and that killsss. To the OP, just tell him what to do, that way you get exactly what you want

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:23pm

    HAHA 10:17 good reference

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:18pm

    well some bitches have a huge hood that hides the clit. even when theyre aroused its still not totally prominent.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:38pm

    Every time a woman lies her clit grows. Just something to keep in mind.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:50am

    EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:41pm

    fucking fake as fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:58pm

    uuhhhhhhhhh what? lmfao....damn...fuckn idiot lol i kno what it is....and i kno what to do with it =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:41pm

    lmao @ 3:33. Good call

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:59am

    Hey I'm 12 and have seen a clit and know what it is !!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:30am

    5:25 are you a guy? Did I hurt your feelings? Seriously though all guys need so much help on how to properly please a woman then they get good but they always need a chick to help them out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:26pm

    I know what a clit is AND how to stimulate it FTW!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:20pm

    HAHAHA THIS THREAD ARGUMENT IS FUCKING PRICELESS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:23pm

    12:21 you're thinking of the g-spot, dumbass.

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    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 10:11am

    Whatcha don't learn from school and life, ya learn from TFLN am i right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:05am

    Guys just suck at sex,..they need so much education. I mean everyone sucks the first time but guys really have no clue

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:49pm

    4:55 you cant fool us we know you are 12:49, you kind of gave it away in that last sentence

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:01pm

    I was BSing with a few of my friends a while ago. He and she were college sophomores, and I (male) was a freshman. It turned out that he had no idea about the clit. The look on her face when he said "what are you talking about" was hilarious. IDK is she was serious or if she was trying to make him feel better when she said that he wasn't alone, but it still proves that a lot of guys don't know what they are doing. I guess that's why women get addicted to me once we've slept together.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:29am

    LOL, this is like sex and the city. I agree with 5:05, males don't have much idea what to do in bed the first few times so I can see why they never know where the clit is

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:18pm

    BECAUSE YOU HAVE A MONSTER CLIT AND HE THOUGHT YOU HAD A COCK!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:40pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 2:38. I literally started laughing/crying hahahahah. FUCKING PRICELESS. This thread is epic. Keep talking clit, please.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:01pm

    so tell him what to do with it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:34pm

    . . . I just spent five minutes reading an entire thread about whether or not clits are penises, normal, real, or whatever. FML.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:55pm

    HAHA 12:49's VAGINA IS A SWIRLING VORTEX OF DOOM!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:24pm

    yeah if it were really that important it would glow in the dark and make noise so we could find it easier

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:28pm

    5:54, how did you do your best "to make that apparent in the 1st sentence" when you referred to yourself in the 3rd person? why did you say "12:54 probably gets laid more than you all..." if you were 12:54? how did you make it obvious?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:23pm

    thanks to this thread, i'm now considering reconstructive labia surgery. =/

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      Submitted by midori on May 2, 10 at 9:09pm

      atleast you don't have beef curtains

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:58pm

    watch out for the tiny penis that guards the entrance to the vortex of doom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:19pm

    what makes a pussy pretty to guys?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:41pm

    if you called it a midget dick I would pay more attention to it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:17pm

    wasn't there one pretty close to this not too long ago? Just askin. I am a huge fan of this place, but the redundency is killing me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:33pm

    if they were normal they wouldn't be called "big" or "small" they would be called normal. You fucking freak

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:34pm

    12:32 thats because you are a woman and can't grasp the concept of sarcasm, like you don't get the difference between acting like a bitch and being a bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:37pm

    Dear lord please help out whoever this boy Is and explain to him a clit is not a thingy but an important and vital part of sexual arrousal in females. And I'm with^^ this has to be fake, if your old enough to fuck you shud know what a clit is.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:55pm

    normally these threads only piss me off cause people take a funny text and ruin it, but ive laughed at least 5 times outloud at 12.45, 12.40,12.39,12.31, 12.29 thank you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:40pm

    he was prob pointing at your stretched out turkey neck labia

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:35pm

    12:30, have you ever tried looking at your genitals in a mirror? There's not too much to see down there except for the labia and the clitoris, it's not that the clitoris is huge, it's just that there really isn't much else to confuse it with.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:09pm

    1:59 needs to lay off the porn

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:49pm

    I'm 12:35, my clitoris isn't even the size of my fingertip. Maybe it's just prominent because I have such a tight vagina otherwise?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:48pm

    It's the man in the boat!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:02pm

    (@) ^^^12:49's vagina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:39pm

    women get so mad when you make them feel less important

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:46am

    Did you say "it's my tiny penis! Now come and suck it!" Cuz that would have been priceless! Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:37pm

    I am convinced that if more men knew where the clitoris is/what it does/how to utilize it to the fullest of its potential, the world would be a better place for everyone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:26pm

    If the clit was important, it would be more obvious. Like a penis.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:53pm

    That or he was a virgin that was once religious or something dumb like that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:24pm

    not looking like someone stuck a roast beef thru a meat grinder

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 9:36pm

    anyone who thinks a clit is not real or doesn't do anything is the biggest loser ever who hasn't EVER had a girlfriend. clits are basically the supposed-be-penises if the girl had been a guy. that's why they're sensitive and actually CAN be stimulated. retards.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:34pm

    if your clit is as big as a quarter than something is wrong

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:19pm

    FAKE. srsly, if he knows what it is he doesn't ask, and if he doesn't know what it is ODDS ARE HE ISN'T EVEN GOING TO NOTICE IT to ask. you people are retarded.

  • Submitted by Twix_28 on May 4, 10 at 7:21pm

    WTF are you serious, what a sheltered child

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:13pm

    i bet he was just fucking with her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:39pm

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned this but when aroused the clit gets bigger and more prominent.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:39pm

    12:35, i think 12:30 probably has one of those cute tiny clits, and you are confused because you have one of those "small penis" clits that makes guys think of newborn baby boys when they fuck you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:22pm

    2nd 12:21 are you retarded?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:16pm

    What are you hooking up with a 3 year old? Who uses the word thingy anymore?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:55pm

    12:49 gets laid on a more regular basis than you do, most probably. Also, sex is variable--some girls are born with large clits, some boys are born with small penises, that's not a bad thing, it is "normal", but some people feel the need to ridicule anything that isn't considered perfectly sexually desirable because of their own insecurities. That's not my problem. Guys really seem to fucking like my body.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:21pm

    Oh my god, what a fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:24pm

    they should really circumsize women's hoods, take that bitches

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:32pm

    12:30, i've had two kids, so i'm sure i'm not a guy. and 12:29, playing the sarcasm card never works. ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:29pm

    Women should shave their pubes into the shape of an arrow pointing to what they want men to pay attention to. How tough would that be?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:23pm

    worthless man. typical.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:58pm

    It was a shriveled penis-- poor girl

  • Submitted by kimbee727 on Jan 19, 11 at 1:06pm

    BAD NIGHT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:53pm

    This is by far one of the funniest threads I have ever read.

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    Submitted by dfhdfhs709 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:27pm

    "What's that thingy?" Are you fucking kidding?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:11pm

    I hope she kicked him out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:27am

    It's the on button. What a moron. Obviously he won't get a second chance to see it.

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    Submitted by norymarshall28 on Apr 15, 11 at 12:12am

    @12:26 The g-spot is inside the vagina, the clit is outside. That's how women can have two types of orgasms :}

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:41pm

    Perhaps she just has ambiguous genitalia?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:34pm

    i have a tiny clit, but some women have clits that really do look like "small penises"... i can understand why a guy would be confused about that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:53pm

    STFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFU

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:47pm

    12:37...perhaps...perhaps not...i don't recall looking at a few of the vaginas i've fucked...just the ones i've had the pleasure of going down on

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:25pm

    12:24, either that's sarcasm or you're a pretty lousy lay. Either way it's a shame for you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:21pm

    there is no such thing as a clit, its a mythical being invented by women in a poor attempt to make men feel stupid. If god wanted sex to be enjoyable for women he would have made them that way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:30pm

    my clit is really small so idk what you are talking about 12:27 (1), maybe you are actually a guy with a botched circumcision.

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 14, 11 at 2:37am

    Lol ugly cunt literally xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:29am

    How can a guy NOT know what a Clit is now?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:47pm

    3:24...you just made me cross my legs. Ouchies. : ' (

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    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 10:03pm

    I chuckled:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:23pm

    12:49's vagina looks like a giant riding in a canoe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:45pm

    they are like finger prints, if fingerprints looked like open axe wounds

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:16pm

    no guy over the age of 14 would actually something as stupid as that....they would just fake it til they make it...Unless you are talking to your 5 yr old brother

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:49pm

    if your clit is as big as a finger its not a clit, its a penis

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:40pm

    12:35 is a shim and is getting all defensive about her "big clit"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:12pm

    6:30 agreed. also if you wanna laugh look at that pro wrestler chyna doll's clit. she's on so many steroids it really is a tiny little penis. google image.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:34pm

    you are all stupid. get a life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:31pm

    its all the women, they don't understand sarcasm, their brains are too small, like their "tiny penises"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:30pm

    omg, clit wars... this is the best thread

  • Submitted by connorben10 on May 16, 10 at 10:42pm

    10:09....exactly.... haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:52pm

    12:49 fingertips are pretty fucking big, try something smaller. You big clitted freak

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:44pm

    but sometimes the clit itself isn't readily visible...no two vaginas look the same

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:32pm

    LMFAO 1:20 it is frikkin hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:24pm

    The clit does not exist. It is just a fabrication of women to provide them with something else to bitch about that men supposedly don't ever pay enough attention to. Feelings, needs, clit...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:35pm

    fuck all of you for being so dumb.