She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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