Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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