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  • 55 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:23pm
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    OP, you're telling me you wouldn't want a friend like Saul? "I'm totally glad I dipped in your ink, bro."

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:41pm
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    I don't usually say this but... These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:13pm
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    When I get all steamed up hear me shout.....

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:11pm
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    4:49 You have obviously never seen my mom.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:00pm
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    pack everything...food, weed,...fruit roll ups

  • 39 42
    Submitted by a_none_y_mouse on Apr 2, 10 at 5:33pm
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    nice adjective

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:01pm
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    

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:20pm
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    ayy 5:23, maybe he was talking about red or ted from the movie since they were both dicks. i have a buddy just like saul and hes the best.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:11pm
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    Dude how are you still alive you've been shot like 12 times

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:26pm
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    Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:06pm
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    pineapple express is an amazing movie, just thought I'd point that out.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:14pm
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    For the people who put fake... No shit but it's funny so stfu. It doesn't make u cool to say "FAKE" so stop

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:48pm
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    **** the poh-lease!!

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:36pm
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    Monkey's out of the bottle

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:38pm
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    Hahaha its like my thumb is my penis

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:35am
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    Retarded let's use ur prostitute mines is out of town

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:31am
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    TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:51pm
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    It's my cats birthday today

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:55pm
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    I'm a little teapot.....

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:06am
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    i thought hurricane season was over...

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:21pm
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    I love the lehigh valley. Always good for a laugh.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:25am
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    i feel like a slab of butter melting over a big ole pile of flapjacks...yeah.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:58pm
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    I thought hurricane season was over!

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:31pm
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    My cats butt smells like a pencil...

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:29pm
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    holy shit, google pineapple express and try to folllow the plot line, let me know how that woks out for yo

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:49pm
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    your mom's making me thirsty

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:02pm
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    Here is my handle...

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:05pm
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    yay for legal weed 4:47 :D

  • 30 46
    Submitted by mattwade on Apr 11, 10 at 7:45pm
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    I'm gunna flex and bust out of here

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:03pm
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    What's down there, fuckin' Rancor?

  • 28 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:13pm
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    LET ME BE FIRST!!!11

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:10am
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    1:06-- my favorite line of the whole movie :):)

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:00pm
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    Haha that's my area code..I think I probably kno the op lol

  • 28 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:10pm
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    ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

  • 32 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:04pm
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    HERE IS MY HANDLE HERE IS SHUT THE FUCK UP