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  • 77 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:23pm

    OP, you're telling me you wouldn't want a friend like Saul? "I'm totally glad I dipped in your ink, bro."

  • 82 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:41pm

    I don't usually say this but... These pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:13pm

    When I get all steamed up hear me shout.....

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:01pm

    

  • 76 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:11pm

    4:49 You have obviously never seen my mom.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:00pm

    pack everything...food, weed,...fruit roll ups

  • 57 67
    Submitted by a_none_y_mouse on Apr 2, 10 at 5:33pm

    nice adjective

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:31am

    TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:14pm

    For the people who put fake... No shit but it's funny so stfu. It doesn't make u cool to say "FAKE" so stop

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:11pm

    Dude how are you still alive you've been shot like 12 times

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:26pm

    Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:48pm

    **** the poh-lease!!

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:06pm

    pineapple express is an amazing movie, just thought I'd point that out.

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:05pm

    yay for legal weed 4:47 :D

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:06am

    i thought hurricane season was over...

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:21pm

    I love the lehigh valley. Always good for a laugh.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:38pm

    Hahaha its like my thumb is my penis

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:35am

    Retarded let's use ur prostitute mines is out of town

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:20pm

    ayy 5:23, maybe he was talking about red or ted from the movie since they were both dicks. i have a buddy just like saul and hes the best.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:55pm

    I'm a little teapot.....

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:49pm

    your mom's making me thirsty

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:36pm

    Monkey's out of the bottle

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:03pm

    What's down there, fuckin' Rancor?

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:51pm

    It's my cats birthday today

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:29pm

    holy shit, google pineapple express and try to folllow the plot line, let me know how that woks out for yo

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:13pm

    LET ME BE FIRST!!!11

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:25am

    i feel like a slab of butter melting over a big ole pile of flapjacks...yeah.

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:58pm

    I thought hurricane season was over!

  • 45 69
    Submitted by mattwade on Apr 11, 10 at 7:45pm

    I'm gunna flex and bust out of here

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:02pm

    Here is my handle...

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:31pm

    My cats butt smells like a pencil...

  • 56 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:04pm

    HERE IS MY HANDLE HERE IS SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:00pm

    Haha that's my area code..I think I probably kno the op lol

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 5:10pm

    ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

  • 41 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:10am

    1:06-- my favorite line of the whole movie :):)