Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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