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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:50pm

    No biggie. You were a little too lively for me anyway.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:01pm

    This is not a text bashing porn, this is a text bashing necrophilia. Good call on the OP's part.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:03pm

    From a Reel Big Fish show I once attended: "Last time we played this venue, it was like fucking a dead woman! But this time, it was more like fucking an unconscious woman!"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:30pm

    2:22 sounds like she masterbates in a dark corner watching porn on her laptop.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:29pm

    i think everyone is missing the major point to this fucking text. the porn itself took a back seat to the type: necrophiliacs look at sex in the dead, bloody, and rotting variety. im sure regular porn would not have gotten him dumped, but just cussed out

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:47pm

    well....they're DEFINITELY out there 2:22.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:00pm

    What?! There's something wrong with this?

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    Submitted by AnthroGirl333 on Dec 8, 10 at 2:27am

    I really always knew that my little crime\nWould be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs\nAnd a word to the wise when the fire dies,\nYou think it's over but it's just begun...

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:31pm

    I really think that this girl dumped him for looking at porn involving necrophilia, not just regular porn.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:45pm

    7:59 - I think they would call her/him a "dead lay" Hahaha - Sorry.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:19pm

    I am also a quiet virgin, that iis true. -the quiet guy/virgin in the corner

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:04pm

    If I live to 97, you'll still be waiting in refridgerator heaven, 'cuz you're cool, you're on ice, Cold Ethyl you're my paradise!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:25pm

    just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:18pm

    dumped via text.. classy!

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:22pm

    Nothing wrong with a little porn... Some girls/boys are so uptight... Im a female and I love porn... Some people need to "let there hair down"... I would love to find a man who loves porn as much as me... LoL.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:43pm

    nothing this funny happens in the 541...

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:03pm

    that shit is sick... hell yeah dump their ass

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:50pm

    3:19 So now it's weird for a guy to have control of his sexual urges? Okay then. -the quiet guy in the corner

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:16pm

    3:12- don't you mean the quiet virgin in the corner (lol), just kidding man, I didn't get into porn until I was in a relationship.. but some people never get into it... no biggie, but don't bash it :)

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:54pm

    how do you know it was a girl who sent this text? sexist much...? hmmm...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:19pm

    porn makes a great segue to sex... hence why I began watching it about 4.5 years into my relationship... and it's a nice place to pick up technique

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 4:40pm

      I thought that was half the original purpose of porn?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:53pm

    7:59 To quote Dan Savage "Dump the honest foot fetishist, marry the dishonest necrophiliac." The key word is DISHONEST.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 1:13pm

    3:12 and 3:19 just told us why they are virgins.

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    Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 10, 11 at 3:42am

    Kyle?

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:02pm

    One thing, no lie, Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie. She's cool in bed. Well she oughta be, cause Ethyl's dead!

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:47pm

    This is why you delete the history EVERY time silly!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:59pm

    So if you are dating someone that's into necrophilia, what does that say about you?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:19pm

    So 3:12 how long has it been since you were neutered?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:12pm

    I've never watched porn. I can't stand the idea of watching two people I don't know or care about in the slightest have sex. -the quiet guy in the corner