And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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