I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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