apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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