I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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