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  If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.

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  (919): If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier. http://tfl.nu/u3me
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  Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 19, 12 at 4:52pm

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  Go mom go!

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  • 8 13

    Submitted by Soccerga on Sep 19, 12 at 10:29pm

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    "I'm telling you to go home mom, stop following me to the bar, I'm 16 and an adult jeez."

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    • 12 17

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 19, 12 at 11:50pm

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      Oh wow, made me laugh and sad at the same time.

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      • 12 21

        Submitted by Soccerga on Sep 20, 12 at 7:59am

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        Then my job is complete. Half the reason I signed up to comment was to try to part back the people who make me laugh.

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      • 8 15

        Submitted by Soccerga on Sep 20, 12 at 8:00am

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        Pay* stupid phone

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  Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 20, 12 at 12:19am

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  When your mom can still party harder than you can, seriously look at yourself.

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  • 10 16

    Submitted by kaylahalsey on Sep 20, 12 at 1:55am

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    Some 21 year old's moms could be in their mid 30's.

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    • 8 23

      Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 20, 12 at 3:17am

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      That my friend is the mother-daughter threesome we have on our bucket list.

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      • 14 13

        Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 20, 12 at 3:27am

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        Why? Who wants to see their mom get plowed and vice versa? Are father son threesomes a thing too?

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          Submitted by Soccerga on Sep 20, 12 at 7:57am

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          If it is, it makes me kinda glad I don't know my dad. Don't have to worry about him "mackin on my gal" lol.

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