As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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