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  • 59 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:14pm

    Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.

  • 61 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:09pm

    What's wrong 9:11/9:26? Too cool to have a little fun and post a chessy pick up line? (I doubt that's the case since you're online being a little bitch on a saturday night) Or are you just not clever enough to think one up? They're funny, so quit being such a little bitch and shut the fuck up. Props 8:16, way to make something creative out of nothing.

  • 56 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:39am

    How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know]. Enough to break the ice. Hi. My name is.... I worked with a guy who used that on me before he found out I was in a relationship. I thought it was cute.

  • 56 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:13am

    so I'm still trying to figure out if this is one of those "oh, you WOULD have pina colada saliva," of if this was one of those hypothetical "oh, and you would have pina colada saliva" things.

  • 56 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:54am

    "Do you have any black in you?....Would you like to?" Yup, someone used that on me once. Was so shocked i stood around long enought to give him my name.

  • 53 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:19am

    Wanna do some math: let's add me to your bedroom. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs. And multiply. I'm a math nerd so it makes me smile

  • 52 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:30pm

    my favorite pickup line: "does this smell like chloroform to you?"

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:24pm

    I like pina coladas...and getting caught in the rain

  • 53 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:13pm

    Making love....out of nothing at all.

  • 52 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:34am

    BAHAHAHAHA. to 10:30.

  • 52 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:11pm

    okay 8:16 you're an idiot.....

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:26pm

    Okay that makes two idiots...

  • 52 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:06pm

    "Screw me if im wrong, but haven't we met before?"

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:20am

    Since cheesy pickup lines seldom work, "Hi, wanna fuck?" is probably just as effective on anybody who would go for a line.

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:16pm

    Fuck this text, it's not even funny. Let's ignore it and post funny pick up lines. Funny, stupid, good whatever you got. I'll start. We're just flesh and bone baby. So let's strip down to the flesh and let's bone.

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:14pm

    4:20 you gotta open with "Nice shoes.... Wanna fuck?" My fave for cheesiness/ potential to utterly fail is "How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?"

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:09am

    After what? Blowing a pineapple? ;-)

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:16pm

    10:09.... took the bait... idiot

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:16pm

    i'm guessing some of the classy massena skanks that still say 'you would' and think drinking is a social life.

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:21pm

    Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.